she didn’t stand a chance
obsessed w/ her
the straights™ are never okay
put a ring on it
my obsession knows no bounds
please read the G5 comics
ps there’s nsfw content offsite :^)
arrested for sex in a public park probably
to quote a dear friend; “tfw you go on insane adventures with your husband for years and get 30 kinds of traumatized saving the planet just to find out ur special talent is actually just getting knocked up”
We fuck seniors here, sir.
let’s all agree he walked into that one